Friday, February 15, 2008

When I Rule the World

"What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?"

"Same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

What would the world look like...If I ruled the world?

1) Lactose intolerant would not exist

2) Balding would not exist

3) New York Yankees would not exist

4) New York Sports fans would be banned from talking

5) Everyone would speak in tongues, after everyone excepted Christ OF COURSE!

6) When a girl is trying to say something, she would actually mean what she said and there wouldn't be some "hidden meaning" that I was supposed to just understand and she would actually mean what she would say.

7) Disney would still be making animated movies (besides Pixar ones) that weren't terrible.

8) I would actually understand Math

9) I would lower taxes, decrease Government, ban abortion*, make more fuel efficient cars, allow school choice, give private school vouchers, undo McCain-Fiengold, Win the war on terror, ban Al Gore from speaking, build border fences, increase legal immigration, get rid of the death tax, institute the fair tax, ummm some other stuff i'm sure?

10) Have the worlds biggest library and just a day to actually go through the books and read with a fluffy couch, endless Dunkin Donuts coffee.

11) I would have a wife, with 5 kids, and maybe some adopted later on.

12) Private box seats to fenway park, for any game.

13) My family would be taken care of

14) Rush Limbaugh would be my VP

15) Ravi Zacharias would be my personal counselor

16) Everyone form of racism would end and MLK would get a proper memorial

17) Ice Storms wouldn't exist

18) Food would be plenty

19) Islamic extremism would end and the world would have a real presentation of the Gospel of Christ

20) I would wake up and realize most of this ain't happening :)


"Enter by the narrow gate. For the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many. For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few." Matthew 7:13-14