The Stain From Hades

I walked past it a couple times. It just stayed there altering the color of the rug. I tried washing it out and scrubbing it. It just got whiter. I tried to use some cleaning stuff on it; it just stayed there. Supposedly this stain was just created by "water". Yah...right. Maybe some of that water from New York where they found prescription drugs in the tap! I mean look at this stain!



Now, I'm a pretty ordinary guy. I ain't a neat freak and heaven knows I'm no Mr. Clean. I just like to live life pretty organized and this stain was driving me nuts. Plus it looked like a stinkin snake and when you walk out in the morning with sleep in your eyes and there is this slithery stain greeting you it wakes you up quicker then anything else in the world! I tried certain other cleaners over the course of the week and they didn't work. Until this:



I can now walk free in my feet and not worry about some type of mutant bacteria from the stain rising up into my feet turning me into some freak-of-the week monster. I can walk free not having that dirty stain staring me down mocking me for my lack of feminine touch. I can now not worry if my mother should make a surprise appearance that I have something to hide! It's gone! What was the Moses to my Stained Sea?