Sunday, March 2, 2008

Hello Hank: Meet RED SOX NATION

The Evil Empire Strikes back:

"Red Sox Nation?" What a bunch of [expletive] that is," he said in an interview with The New York Times' Play magazine. "That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans.

"Go anywhere in America and you won't see Red Sox hats and jackets, you'll see Yankee hats and jackets. This is a Yankee country. We're going to put the Yankees back on top and restore the universe to order."

I really do not have a doubt that Mr. Steinbrenner is doing this for publicity. I usually tend to take the higher ground. Like...I...Should.....Here....OHHHH FORGET IT!

Mr. Steinbrener why is it you seem to be trying to brush off the fact that the Yankees have not won the world series since Hillary Clinton was elected Senator back in 2000. It's no doubt that you're trying to ignore the fact that you have spent the most money, posted the highest pay roll, had the most dysfunctional team, had really crappy pitching, had a 250 million dollar man who couldn't hit his way out of a paper bag in the playoffs, and still can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. It's not doubt that you're trying to ignore the fact that you stuck it to a hall of fame manager named Joe Torre and made a legend depart a legendary field in disgrace. It's no doubt that anywhere you go "Mr. Steinbrenner" you see Red Sox Nation. You may think we are a figment of your pathetic imagination but I think you should look back at October bucko...when you were watching from your couch the Sox win the World Series. How did Roger Clemens work out for ya by the way? Wicked good move there!

Baseball season is about to begin folks. And this is why I hate the Yankees. Yet, I must be honest. Nothing is going to bring me more satisfaction then to wipe the floor with this schlemiel and his team. Careful "HANK" I think you awoke a monster!



"Enter by the narrow gate. For the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many. For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few." Matthew 7:13-14