Tuesday, April 8, 2008

10 Thing to Never Say to Mr. Darcy

Well, MSN has a very good list they put together of things that you should never say to a man. This list basically is in response to all these lists the Jane Austen book club types state should never be said to a lady. Well...fine...these are things to never say to a Gentlemen. Mr. Darcy:

(1)"That looks cute."

*Deflate MANHOOD

(2)"We need to talk."

*Ok, I have said this and have had it said to me. I think when you are alone that this should never be stated. Especially in light of the next one.

"It's just a game."

*Why are 2 and 3 intertwined? Why?

"Nothing's wrong."

*Ok, so you KNOW Eve had to have totally said this to God in the Garden of Eden. We men have been cursed with it ever since. God truly does know our pain.

"I sound like my mom."
*I don't get this one...anyone care to explain?

"I just want to be friends."
* I have said this (sorry if you are reading this) but it is pretty tuff to swallow. It almost seems like guys are like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber when we are told this: "More like one in a million." Jim Carrey: "So you're saying I have a chance." Just tell us...no games...just tell us.

"Size doesn't matter."
*A lot of times this one is taken to be a little perverted and obviously it is easy to do. That said, I think there are some ligitimate things in this statement. When a girl insults the way a guy looks or heaven forbid COMPARES him to some other guy, not cool!

"What are you wearing?"
*Just be grateful it's clothes. The boxers are just as comfortable

"Do you think she's pretty?"
*This is the road to hell. Gosh is this the road to hell. Also intertwined with 7.

"Which outfit do you like better?"
*What standard are you using to judge that outfit? What mood are you in? Will I get slapped for answering? And who are we kidding you will pick the opposite of what I say anyway so what does it matter.



Anonymous said...

i like your responce to number 10. :)

"Enter by the narrow gate. For the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many. For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few." Matthew 7:13-14